The Task: Watch and write about every movie on my shelf, in order (Blu-rays are sorted after DVDs), by June 10, 2015. Remaining movies: 181 Days to go: 183
Movie #196: The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Nightmare Before Christmas is my son’s favorite movie. He loves everything Jack Skellington and, if I could afford it, would be a-okay with me giving him an entirely Jack Skellington bedroom and wardrobe. Not kidding.
Me, I’ve seen this movie about a dozen times, but I’ve never really paid attention to it. It’s pretty cute. Somehow I always kind of assumed it wasn’t of interest to me, but I liked it. It’s got gorgeous animation, for one. I think it’s possibly my favorite claymation work ever. It’s simply beautiful and artistic and dazzling. It also has interesting and unique voice work — actors you don’t normally see in these types of films. And it’s a fun and clever story.
Jack (Chris Sarandon, though Danny Elfman does his singing parts) is the Pumpkin King of Halloweentown. But he’s disillusioned about his life. Halloween has lost its fun and meaning for him. He wanders off and stumbles across a portal grove in a forest filled with doors to other holidays (where is my sequel, The Nightmare Before St. Patrick’s Day??) and falls in the gorgeous Christmas tree door to Christmastown. There he experiences the crazy joy of Christmas and goes back to Halloweentown a changed skeleton. He tries to explain how great Christmas is to all the zombies and witches and whatnot in his hometown, but they don’t get it. Still, he decides he wants to be Santa Claus, and who could blame him?
Of course, Jack gets a little misguided, but given his upbringing it’s no surprise. The real problems with his Christmas Eve debacle, however, (and a debacle it is) stem primarily from his townspeople totally not getting Christmas and screwing it all up by making presents of dead turtles and bat hats and shrunken heads and bullet-ridden ducks. Those just aren’t the things on a kid’s Christmas list, y’know?
Fortunately for everyone, there’s a level-headed Frankenstein’s Lady Monster named Sally (Catherine O’Hara, being great some more) who continuously poisons her evil scientist captor so she can escape him and sews herself back together any time she falls apart, proving just how resourceful a girl she is. Honestly, I’ve had to sew myself back together a time or two. It’s not as easy as Sally makes it look. She’s really a kickass (and surprisingly shapely, for a Frankenstein’s Lady Monster) role model. I can see why so many people like to dress up as her for Halloween. In fact, I might be so inclined myself next year. Anyway, she tries to stop Jack from leaving on Christmas Eve by deploying a fog bomb on the town, but she’s foiled by Zero the Red-Nosed Ghost Dog. So she goes to save Santa Claus from the Boogie Man Oogie Boogie (Ken Page) instead. (Naturally, the Boogie Man likes to boogie, which is exactly how my toddler interpreted the term “boogie man” and started shaking her little booty along with him.)
Jack is a bit discouraged when it turns out everyone hates his Christmas, but he quickly pulls himself back up, reinvigorated at the thought of Halloween and all it has to offer, and he runs off to save Santa and Sally. Yay! (But Santa still yells at him for having such a stupid idiotic plan. Double yay!)
Also, apparently Sally’s been in love with him all this time? And now he loves her too? I’m not sure where that all came from, but okay. I’ll go with it. I do like the new duck-billed lady monster the duck-billed evil scientist made for himself, at least.
Now, though, I need to go finish writing the alternate “Rudolph” lyrics to my song about Zero. That’s really where it’s at.




