The Task: Watch and write about every movie on my shelf, in order (Blu-rays are sorted after DVDs), by June 10, 2015. Remaining movies: 218 Days to go: 219
Movie #159: Juno
I dressed up as Juno for Halloween three years ago, when I was pregnant with my youngest. Nobody knew who I was, but one guy at work guessed “someone from a movie about teenage pregnancy,” so I counted that in the win column, but I was pretty disappointed in the rest of humanity, if I’m being honest. Juno was a pop cultural touchstone in the late aughts, and I feel like more people should be aware of that.
Diablo Cody’s manufactured jargon script got a lot of backlash (not enough for her not to win the Oscar, but enough), but I think if you get past that mildly annoying affectation, it contains a really sweet and touching story. Juno (Ellen Page, breaking into the big time) is a junior in high school who indulged in some beautiful chair sex with her friend Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera) and wound up pregnant. The movie takes us through the seasons as Juno’s pregnancy progresses and as she interacts and builds a relationship with the decidedly more upper class couple she’s chosen to be the adoptive parents, Mark and Vanessa Loring (Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner).
Page handles the quirky dialogue well without making it sound too rehearsed, and Cera being an adorable doofus is kind of his bread and butter, only this time he adds tangy organge tic-tacs to the mix. They make an awkward and clumsy couple, never sure how to act around each other now that their friendship has been strained by pregnancy and never able to be as vulnerable and loving with each other as they want to deep down.
Meanwhile, Bateman and Garner are excellent as an affluent couple who clearly want different things but haven’t discussed it. Vanessa is an open wound of desperation and heartbreak, so painfully in need of a child and terrified of never getting that chance. She grasps onto the hope that Juno brings, but also fears it, waiting for the other shoe to drop. Mark, on the other hand, is the other shoe. He’s a big kid afraid of growing up, afraid of being responsible, silently blaming Vanessa for railroading him into something he isn’t ready for.
There’s a lot of pain, a lot of sorrow, and a lot of hope and optimism in the film. J.K. Simmons and Allison Janney are snarky and supportive as Juno’s parents, not really putting up with any of her angst but loving her completely, making it perfectly clear they have her back no matter what. It has a great message about love and family, about finding someone who loves you for exactly who you are. It’s uplifting in that way, to the point where I honestly don’t even notice the forced quirkiness. I just notice the joy.
Because in the end, joy is what Juno is selling. Everyone should know that.


