The Task: Watch and write about every movie on my shelf, in order (Blu-rays are sorted after DVDs), by June 10, 2015. Remaining movies: 15 Days to go: 12
Movie #425: Toy Story 3
I’m sure this seems horribly out of order, but I bought the first two Toy Story movies eons ago, and I got Toy Story 3 just last year sometime, I think. Maybe the year before. So obviously I was going blu-ray for it, but since it wasn’t a collection, I didn’t feel the need to replace the other two. Yes, I do think about this stuff way too much. No, I’m not sorry.
It actually took me so long to buy Toy Story 3 because I really liked it, but I wasn’t as in love with it as the rest of the world. It’s great — really great — just like all the Toy Story movies are great. It tugs at my heart-strings and fills my heart and I maybe even tear up a little at the end. But I don’t think it’s the most profound, meaningful, affecting story ever told, or even the best one ever told by Pixar. To me, Toy Story 3 is merely excellent, and everyone will just have to accept that.
The movie brings us to the brink of adulthood for young Andy (John Morris), who is packing up his room for college and trying to figure out what to do with all his old favorite toys. The toys, of course, are having an existential crisis over the idea of being put in the attic, and poor Woody (Tom Hanks) is once again trying to calm them the hell down. Through a series of events and misunderstandings, however, the toys get thrown away and when they are rescued, choose the sanctity of donation to Sunnyside day care. Woody tries to reason with them, to explain the situation, but nobody is having it. (Seriously, despite being the obvious “leader” of this toy pack, nobody ever actually listens to Woody.) So they stay at Sunnyside and Woody attempts to go back home to Andy — where he, as Andy’s most prized toy, will go off to college. Because Andy’s totally going to be racking up the cool points bringing his cowboy doll into the dorms. He gets sidetracked, however, with an unscheduled trip home with Bonnie (Emily Hahn) — a sweet, imaginative little girl who takes good care of her toys — and Woody learns that no one is actually safe at Sunnyside, where an evil stuffed bear named Lotso (Ned Beatty) rules it as a fascist state.
The other toys are finding this all out as well, when they are forced into the pre-school room to be tortured and mistreated, then imprisoned when they try to escape. Mr. Potato Head (Don Rickles) rebels, but is thrown into the sandbox, and when Buzz (Tim Allen) tries to do some covert recognizance, he’s captured and returned to his factory settings, transforming him into a guard against the usurpers to Lotso’s regime. It takes some drastic measures from Barbie (Jodi Benson) to get Ken (Michael Keaton) to reveal how to reset Buzz — though he takes a delightful detour into Spanish mode — and Woody’s return for them to all work together to escape. Unfortunately, even as they leave Sunnyside, Lotso’s actions find them all plummeting into a garbage truck and heading for the dump, where things get very harrowing.
These are all familiar beats for this franchise by now, and while the sad and loving scene with Andy at the end — too grown up to really keep his toys but playing with them one more time as he turns them over to Bonnie — is incredibly touching, it’s simply another variation on a theme. All the Toy Story movies have been about growing up, growing obsolete, and being left behind. All of them are about finding true loyalty and friendship, sticking together when times get tough, and never giving up on your pals. In a very real way, all of them are about parenthood — not childhood, as most assume — because when your kids are young you are everything to them, and as they grow, new things come along to displace you, until eventually they don’t need you anymore at all. So you’d better have your own friends and loved ones to spend your golden years with, because your kids have their own lives to live. That’s how it works, in and out of Pixar animation.
They are beautiful, wonderful, fantastic movies — and Toy Story 3 is absolutely on par with the other two, not losing an ounce of quality despite being the third in the series. I love them all, I really do. And I’ll watch however many more Pixar has a mind to release.




