The Task: Watch and write about every movie on my shelf, in order (Blu-rays are sorted after DVDs), by June 10, 2015. Remaining movies: 79 Days to go: 54
Movie #361: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
If there are three things I like, they’re history, time displacement, and goofy teenagers from the ’80s. So, yes, I do think Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is awesome (haha, you thought I was going to say excellent), and I always have. I always will.
I like so many things about Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves). I like their weirdly and arbitrarily elongated names, attempting to sound official and important. I like Keanu’s uber-surfer doofus performance. I like referring to Napoleon as a short dead dude and to Joan of Arc as Miss of Arc (or Noah’s wife), and for a while I would periodically mispronounce Freud as “frood” because I was just always in Bill & Ted mode. (I still will periodically pronounce Socrates the way actor Tony Steedman does here, with an exaggerated accent and alternative emphasis.) (Whenever I’m not thinking of his immortal words, that is.)
My favorite part of Bill & Ted, though, as some may be able to guess, is that it actually handles the concept of time travel really well. The rules it confines itself too are fairly simple: 1) You can go to any point in time, and 2) Your present continues moving forward at its steady pace. With these constructs, it creates stakes for the duo — they have to be at their history report when it’s scheduled to occur in real-time — and it also offers them a brilliant loophole around it — every obstacle they face or thing they don’t have time for can simply be completed after the report and then transported back in time to be waiting for them when they need it. It’s so simple and brilliant and easily established. And since they can spend so little time in each era they visit, and can return to the exact point from which they borrowed a historical figure, they avoid any question of time paradox stuff. (Not that a movie as flimsy as this would concern itself with time paradox stuff, but at least it effectively sidesteps the question, were anyone to raise it.)
I love stories of the manipulation of time. Perhaps it’s a side effect of my naturally overly analytical nature, but I long to be able to make different choices, take different paths, see the different possibilities — not from any sort of dissatisfaction, either, because I’m happier than I’ve ever been, but rather out of a sense of completism. I want to follow all the possible paths on a flow chart, even if only one applies to me. I like to see it branch out (and out and out) before me. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure doesn’t really do this — it’s more just a silly, fun way to make fun of historical figures — but the groundwork is there. Will Joan of Arc (Jane Wiedlin) really institute aerobics into her soldiers’ training? Will the princesses be missed in medieval England? Does Rufus (George Carlin) pay their credit card bills? And what has gone wrong since the movie’s release to make us live in a world without Wyld Stallyns’ music of peace and stability?
Of course, the movie also comes up against the fatal circular time loop, not just in their travels, but in their interactions as well. For what good is Ted reminding himself to wind his watch if we already know he’s going to forget?
A lot of Bill & Ted hasn’t aged too well (my kids only barely tolerate it), but for those of us in the midst of our formative years when it came out, we will always hold dear these two crucial pieces of advice: “Be excellent to each other. And, PARTY ON, DUDES!”