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Summer TV Binge: ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

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If you’d like to know why I was behind on Orange is the New Black, I blame my husband. He might not technically be the reason I still hadn’t watched season 2, much less season 3, since I watched season 1 with him, I figure he should’ve stepped up to the plate for us to watch the subsequent seasons as well. (Or, really, by the time I decided to watch it myself, I was finishing up My Movie Shelf, so I just waited. NBD.)

Orange is the New Black is the story of Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling), a spoiled upper-middle-class WASP who courted drama in her young twenties by getting involved in a lesbian affair with a drug trafficker (Alex Vause, played by Laura Prepon) who, after their breakup and Piper’s return to the staid comfort of her expected (heterosexual) role in society, named Piper as a participant (which she was, once) in a smuggling operation which led to Piper being charged and sent to prison. The first season of the Netflix original delved somewhat into the lives of other inmates at Litchfield Correctional minimum security prison, but the focus was still largely on Piper and on her fish-out-of-water status in this new society.

Thankfully, the second season started drifting away from this, first by delving into it deeper. The second season started with Piper being shipped off to an unknown destination for unknown reasons, which she feared may have meant she killed Pennsatucky (Taryn Manning) in the first season finale. But since none of the officers would communicate with her, she was left in fear until she found out from fellow inmate Alex that they were in Chicago to testify against Alex’s drug boss. Alex had every intention of lying under oath, and Piper vowed to tell the truth, so of course they both did the opposite thing, resulting in Piper being sent back to Litchfield while Alex was set free. But then, while Piper still remained a prominent face of the series, focus expanded to a lot more of the ancillary characters (inmates and guards) to become a lot more thoughtful, and more insightful, than it ever had been before.

We blissfully said goodbye to Larry (Jason Biggs) and Polly (Maria Dizzia) as the two had an affair and ran off together, and Piper’s world outside the prison was reduced to her brother and occasionally her parents (her furlough episode in the latter half of the second season, in which she attends a combination funeral for her grandmother and wedding for her brother was a bright spot that helped tie up a lot of her outside associations), meaning season three could really move on to bigger and better things.

The very first episode of season three sets a new tone, as the backstories are not focused on one inmate, but several, and their relationships with motherhood, as the prison hosts a special Mother’s Day visitation that of course goes wrong in that depressingly inevitable way things at Litchfield always seem to go. But in that moment, too, the show seems to transform much more into a feminist vehicle — an exploration of the ways in which women are often cornered into situations, either by class or by circumstance or by the people who surround them, that more often than not take advantage of them. They are looked down upon for being sexual or for not being sexual, for being spiritual or for not being spiritual, for mothering or for not mothering, for being bold and for being meek. Litchfield is a world in which the double standards of society come into sharp focus and the lives of these women are laid bare to our eyes in a plea for compassion and empathy.

Yes, they’ve all committed crimes, and some of them have been violent ones. But others have been committed out of sacrifice or desperation, and most of the sentencing seems distinctly biased against minorities and drug crimes. And in this way (not to mention the new privatization of the prison) OITNB criticizes the prison system as a whole, while not directing any real indictments toward most of the staff who are just trying to do their jobs. Indeed, we get humanizing stories over these two seasons for both Caputo (Nick Sandow) and Fig (Alysia Reiner), and we even look deeper into the issues that haunt Healy (Michael Harney). Bennett (Matt McGorry) is revealed to not be as perfect as we thought, and Pornstache (Pablo Schreiber) is revealed to not be as evil. Even the guard who rapes Pennsatucky, and who deserves her ire, she instead reveals only to have made her really sad. These are human beings, with strengths and flaws, who are capable of greatness and of horrors in equal measure, but who one and all think of themselves as good people.

Nicky (Natasha Lyonne) might be the one true exception to the rule, as she realizes she’s sabotaged herself yet again and is moved over to Max, where perhaps she feels she belongs. But Morello (Yael Stone) who sics her new pen pal love on her former obsession, seems to feel justified in her actions. Suzanne (Uzo Aduba) justifies her violence of the previous season against Poussey (Samira Wiley). And Piper is out for her own gain in her panty smuggling operation, which she rationalizes as not stealing from the Whispers corporation at all since she’s reallocating what would have been unused scraps of fabric, while also excusing her cheating on the re-incarcerated Alex with Stella (Ruby Rose) because of Alex’s paranoia over Lolly (Lori Petty). Even Aleida (Elizabeth Rodriguez) thinks she’s doing the right thing for Daya (Dascha Polanco) and her baby. It’s a world of blurry lines and murky values, that reveals how impossible it is to ever really label anyone as good or bad.

Vee (Lorraine Toussaint) was a formidable villain and she injected season two with much-needed life, but she always knew what she was doing, and in that sense was more of a true bad guy than anyone else on the series. Her death at the end of that season was welcome, because her villainy had outlived its usefulness both for the prisoners and as a plot device. (That it came from Rosa, played by Barbara Rosenblat, going out in the blaze of glory she’d always dreamed of, was incredibly satisfying as well.) The gray areas of season three had no place for someone as clearly driven as Vee, being much better suited to nuance and subtlety. And I found it far more thought-provoking and revelatory as a result.

Orange is the New Black is available exclusively on Netflix.

MY MOVIE SHELF: Saving Silverman

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The Task: Watch and write about every movie on my shelf, in order (Blu-rays are sorted after DVDs), by June 10, 2015.  Remaining movies: 205  Days to go: 143

Movie #233:  Saving Silverman

Sometimes a movie is so stupid, so over-the-top, so insanely goofy that it winds up being hysterical. Saving Silverman is that kind of movie, exactly. Whether it’s Judith (Amanda Peet) kicking everyone’s ass, or Wayne (Steve Zahn) fighting off a raccoon on his head, or Darren (Jason Biggs) being set on fire by electrified nipple clamps, Saving Silverman is a batshit crazy funny movie. And that’s before you even factor in the presence of Jack Black as J.D.

In What About Bob?, Bob says, “There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don’t. My ex-wife loves him.” That’s a funny line, but Bob was a crazy person, so I think we can all agree that those who love Neil Diamond are on the right side of history.  At least, that’s the position taken by the makers of Saving Silverman. Wayne, Darren and J.D. are best friends since childhood, and they obsessively love Neil Diamond. So much so, in fact, that they — in addition to the weird memorabilia and the restraining order — have formed a Neil Diamond tribute band, Diamonds in the Rough, complete with sparkly shirts and wigs of perfect Neil hair.

Their perfect threesome, and their band, are put in jeopardy, however, when Darren takes up with bossy and controlling Judith, who runs his life and rules the roost and doesn’t even seem to like him very much (she makes him get butt implants), and also is a bit obsessed with showing her cleavage. But if she doesn’t like Darren, she really hates Wayne and J.D., so Wayne and J.D. attempt to break the two up. Several crazy hijinks later, and we find Wayne and J.D. have kidnapped Judith in order to get Darren back together with his “one and only someone” from high school, Sandy (Amanda Detmer). Nevermind that she’s about to become a nun.

Cue naked yoga and sexy Arby sauce and a jail break and a murderous coach (R. Lee Ermey) who sees the logic in taking a dump on the front lawn. There are knock down, drag out fights, stripper outfits and a live serenade by Neil Diamond himself. Plus, the whole thing ends in a triple wedding.

Jason Biggs was the quote-unquote star of this film, and Jack Black has certainly carved out a headlining career for himself as a giant spazz, but the real star of Saving Silverman — of any movie he’s in, frankly — is Steve Zahn. The man is a national treasure. He is never not sort of endearingly incompetent and goofy, he commits a hundred percent to every role and every line and every pratfall, and he makes it all look completely effortless. Honestly, the man should be making $30million a picture. He’s that great.

Amanda Peet, too, is far more talented than she’s given credit for. She’s a comedic gem and she has absolutely no fear when it comes to going all out, be it as a gangly goofball in other films or as an emasculating fiend like she is here. She’s just ballsy and amazing and great, all the time. I love her. I love him. I love them together.

“Admit it! I’m the strong-willed, assertive man that you need and you’re the hardcore bitch I’ve always dreamed of!” Amen to that.

Saving Silverman

MY MOVIE SHELF: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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The Task: Watch and write about every movie on my shelf, in order (Blu-rays are sorted after DVDs), by June 10, 2015.  Remaining movies: 224  Days to go: 225

Movie #153:  Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a very dumb, very silly movie, but by the time it came out I was really too far down the Kevin Smith rabbit hole to put up much resistance. That being said, however, it’s a pretty funny silly movie. It has about a million silly cameos, references all the previous Kevin Smith films (and quite a few other films too), and even makes fun of itself in silly meta ways. So if you’re in the mood for dumb comedy (and if you’ve sat through Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma by this time, you must be), you could do worse.

The premise is dumb, the schtick of Silent Bob (Smith) not saying anything is played out (but called out, so maybe it’s not quite the infraction it could be), and it actually references bloggers as people who live in their parents’ basements wearing bathrobes, like who knew Kevin Smith and Aaron Sorkin had so much in common, but it’s a fun send-up all the same. In addition to Smith and Jason Mewes (as Jay), Dante (Brian O’Halloran) and Randall (Jeff Anderson) are back. Ben Affleck is back as Holden McNeil (from Chasing Amy) AND himself. Jason Lee is there as Banky (from Chasing Amy) AND Brodie (from Mallrats). Mark Hamill is the Cockknocker. Will Ferrell is a Federal Wildlife Marshall and Chris Rock is a militant director (while Gus Van Sant is an apathetic one, counting his money). Shannon Elizabeth, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter and Kevin Smith’s wife are sexy jewel thieves. Judd Nelson gets called out as a badass in Chasing Amy, so he’s here as a sheriff. James Van der Beek and Jason Biggs play the movie versions of Jay and Silent Bob, while Shannen Doherty shows up in a Scream sequel (as the characters of Jay and Silent Bob actually cameoed in Scream 3). Even Alanis Morissette shows up in the epilogue as God (from Dogma). And Joey Lauren Adams is back in a cameo as Alyssa Jones.

Basically it feels like Kevin Smith just got this great opportunity to have a lot of fun with his friends, which is great for him and all, but how many inside joke vanity projects does one guy get off the back of one successful indie movie from 1994? At least five, apparently.

There are some great things that came out of Jay and Silent Bob Strike back, though: 1. Afroman’s “Because I Got High,” which is just a fun song. 2. “Bad Medicine” being used in a movie to introduce the hot chick, as it always should have been. 3. A performance by Morris Day and the Time. And 4. Boo-boo Kitty Fuck being used as a term of endearment. (Your mileage may vary on that last one.)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

MY MOVIE SHELF: American Pie

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This is the deal: I own around 350 movies on DVD and Blu-ray (I’ll know for sure how many at the end of this project). Through June 10, 2015, I will be watching and writing about them all, in the order they are arranged on my shelf (i.e., alphabetically, with certain exceptions). No movie will be left unwatched . I welcome your comments, your words of encouragement and your declarations of my insanity.

Movie #15:  American Pie

Remember yesterday when I said that when this movie came out it instantly became pop culture legend? It’s true. “Shitbreak.” Stifler drinking the “pale ale.” Stifler’s mom. Shannon Elizabeth. Shaved. Jason Biggs humping a pie. “This one time, at band camp ….” Double-clicking your mouse. Hell, this movie invented the term M.I.L.F.

The movie starts with four high school senior boys lamenting the fact that they’re all still virgins. This feels like a really big deal in high school. I remember. It’s not until you’re well into adulthood that you realize most of the kids in your school were also virgins, that you weren’t nearly so alone. It’s not until you’re well into adulthood that you realize it’s normal to be a virgin in high school. Most people have sex for the first time between ages 17 and 18, which for most kids is senior year of high school. It’s not uncommon at all to have not done it yet, but it feels like the end of the world.

Being a woman, I have no experience with the peer pressure put on boys to have sex, but I know full well the pressures and the double standards put upon girls, and this movie feels authentic in that sense. Sex is a big deal, no doubt, but high school tends to make it into a big deal in ways that it isn’t. It isn’t important how often you do it or with how many people or whatever, just that it’s entered into mutually and enthusiastically and, preferably, with someone with similar feelings and expectations around it (because that’s when it becomes a really big deal, when those things don’t line up).

The four friends of this particular tale, Jim, Kevin, Oz and Finch (played by Jason Biggs, Thomas Ian Nichols, Chris Klein and Eddie Kaye Thomas, respectively), make a pact the morning after a particularly disastrous party at their friend Stifler’s house (Seann William Scott) that they will all have sex by prom, which is three weeks away. They will do it for all the guys out there who “should” be getting laid but aren’t. First of all, sex is a terrible MacGuffin, just as a story device. But also, the pact never made any sense to me, because it presumes sex is some sort of birthright, that men are owed it, and that they can just “decide” to have it, as if the partner is inconsequential. Not only is all of that patently untrue, in the light of recent events like the UCSB shooting, it feels almost ominous. If you were to turn it off right then, I wouldn’t blame you.

However, one of the main aspects of storytelling is setting the tone, and the opening scene of this film, in which Jim is trying to watch scrambled porn and his parents catch him wearing a tube sock over his erection, says definitively that this movie will be about awkwardness towards sex, about embarrassing, humiliating experiences, and about stumbling toward sexual maturity. If you watch through to the end, that’s exactly what it does. Kevin and his girlfriend Vicky (Tara Reid, playing a good girl before she became a tabloid partying disaster) overthink sex so much that it’s stilted and forced — completely unsatisfying, despite being “perfect.” Oz and his girlfriend Heather (Mena Suvari, on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from her American Beauty role) have a night that emerges naturally, out of deep caring and intimacy — so much so that Chris doesn’t even reveal to his friends the next day that he’s no longer a virgin, simply that he thinks he’s falling in love. Jim and his date Michelle (an utterly smashing band geek portrayal by Alyson Hannigan) have a fun-filled romp, no strings attached — showing how it’s possible to have a spontaneous, wild, fun and satisfying encounter while still discussing logistics, which never would’ve happened if Jim hadn’t stopped getting so worked up about sex and just tried to have fun with his date. And Finch lucks into an evening with the legendary Stifler’s mom (Jennifer Coolidge, at her absolute sexiest), a woman who can appreciate his more mature tastes and intellect — a nod to the fact that sometimes people don’t bloom, sexually, until they get a little older.

Taken as a whole, this movie offers up a solid message about sex: Don’t make such a big deal worrying about when and where and how you’re going to have it, just find someone you like and have fun with and care about and it’ll happen when (and if) it’s meant to, when both people want it to, when it feels really right and natural.

Oh, and it’s also a really funny movie if you think awkward, awful moments, teen sex misfires, and Eugene Levy are at all funny. American Pie has all three!

American Pie